“excUSE ME-“

/ IM BACK ON HERE. i have replies to do but i’m about to tweet a starter call and i hope yall interact uwu

𝙩𝙖𝙠𝙖𝙨𝙝𝙞’𝙨 𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙧𝙩𝙚𝙧 𝙘𝙖𝙡𝙡. ♡ 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘢 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘦𝘳 ! - 𝘢𝘶 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘤𝘢𝘯𝘰𝘯 𝘧𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘭𝘺 ↻ 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘢 𝘥𝘮 𝘵𝘰 𝘱𝘭𝘰𝘵 !

takashi is sitting in his car, hands on the wheel, foot hovering over the gas. he can feel his heart in his stomach. fuck.

“keith, don’t die.”

“other me is a stripper? i love that.”

“look at you! i’m a drifter in tokyo with some yakuza ties. we’re both doing very good for ourselves.”

“no, you’re the good shiro. let us handle that.”

“lovely. hey, ah,” scratching the back of his neck. “the lance in your universe..does he work there? because if so, i’ll be stopping by very soon.”

/ me, a whore for shance

“christ.” he rakes his fingers through his snowy locks. the /thought/ of lance dancing like that just..ugh. never mind. “i’m gonna need the address. asap.”

“i’m a drifter, yeah!”

“keith, spit them out.”

“i’m not much of a dancer, but i do turn heads when i rev my engine.”

“oh,” he crosses his arms. “it’s super dangerous. especially when you’re racing with a lot of people- guys are crashing all around you, you’ve gotta swerve in and out of wreckage. and street racing? the cops are on your ass. it’s all such a rush.”

“you can come! guys ride with their girlfriends all the time. i wouldn’t mind having some eye candy on my side while i drag.”

“you name the date, mcclain.”

“who’s dancing tonight?!” wow, is yelling? he clears his throat. embarrassing. “i mean, uh, what do you guys have on tap?”

“𝘺𝘰𝘶’𝘳𝘦 𝘢 𝘧𝘰𝘹!” -short king keith -tired of the bs -multiverse & multiship -penned by #мooɴɢιrl