the way they were gagged af when he returned back…this was planned

'please make sure your phones are on silent at this time'

my phone has been on silent for the last 10 years, if it makes a noise I smash it against the pavement

honestly wasn’t prepared for this

What the fuck was Foe

One time in college a guy in my dorm stopped me and was like, You look like you play baseball. And I replied, I did, yes. And he was like, want to go throw, I need to throw. And we went out to throw for an hour and that was the only time I ever hung out with that guy.

You know when you get little insights into who people really are?

Taiwanese managers attending classes to learn that Americans need positive reinforcement is hilarious

3pm? sorry that’s my time to be the most tired I’ve ever been in my life everyday

you used to call me on your irish reunification phone

dravid sir toiling in heat to keep ganjedi youngsters like prithvi shaw disciplined and this tingu is doing paid tweets for 100 rs

revenue is so beautiful why do people call it gross

feel bad for laughing, feel worse for taking a photo, but here we are and there it goes

This is literally what life is all about

Today's newsletter is the story of how Prabhakar Raghavan, Google's former head of ads - led a coup so that he could run Google Search, and how an email chain from 2019 began a cascade of events that would lead to him running it into the ground.

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i love shogun bc it reminds me of high school (everyone is threatening to kill themselves)

I could give you 1,000 tries to guess how Kirstie Alley’s parents were dressed when they died in a car accident and you wouldn’t get it right

Girls will be like ‘1 year with my absolute world xxx’ and this is the picture:

everyone reading PopTingz report Kylie Jenner and Timothée Chalamet pregnant but waiting for the big two to confirm [PopCrave and PopBase]

can't stop thinking about clubchalamet showing up to the baby shower and putting a curse on the child like maleficent

you start flirting on twitter & next thing you know you find yourself sending a just landed text while a little shitposter is circling the arrival terminal