Toad
@itstoad_
A scholarly authority Arbiter of Truth Retired Boy Scout, 2nd Class Best grilled cheese sandwich maker in the world
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XBradTC
@xbradtc
"Contrarian at heart, skeptic by choice. Enjoys a good debate, a bad pun, and the occasional political jab. Passionate about animals, photography, and keeping p
Parumpatumtums
@rummatumtums
Tu stultus es. Best in small doses. North Sentinelese.
Shiner Beer
@shinerbeer
Every drop of Shiner is brewed in Shiner, Texas. Shine On Shiner Beer! 603 East Brewery Street Shiner, TX 77984
laura
@fancythis
fiat justitia ruat caelum
Flinnie
@flinnie
I'm an absolute delight©. Aunt to a wonderful nephew. Played Peter in the Cosby show. Cupcake war veteran Veni, vidi, cecidit de sella me
bumf
@bumfonline
Sarprocrastinator
Just Plain Eric
@ericnowtweets
Probably an automated bot account. I enjoy posting GIFs, cooking, gardening, & video games. Most garden stuff will be on @EricNowGardens
The Gormogons
@gormogons
Global Terror. Val Kilmer. Hello Kitty. Policy. Politics. Vampires. Poland-Lithuanian Irredentism. Anti-Esperantism. Six posters: CZ, GP, GorT, MN, ŒV, & ℞.
Jon 🔬
@jonnymicro
Clinical microbiologist by day. Cheese aficionado and geek all the time. I have been, and always shall be, your friend. Opinions are mine alone. Love my kids.
Gingerbread Florida Man
@junebagio
No shirt. No shoes. No dice.
the lawyer with the dragon tattoo
@peejesq
FORSAN ET HAEC OLIM MEMINISSE IUVABIT; veep of yokedness/policy
Toad
@toad2012
meh
𝐂𝕙𝐚𝕕 𝐂. The Lone Wolf🐺
@ccook1978
American. 🇺🇸🇺🇸 Avid old school and new school video game nerd.🤓 🎮Into music, movies, anything outdoors.
Lord Woodstone (Toss all MAPS out the airlock)
@ericmertz_kc
Dad | SciFi, Fantasy | Cybersecurity and World Conflicts | Minarcho-Capitalist | #中国共产党必须灭亡 | 🇻🇦 | Citation Requestor | Peter Zeihan's unhinged Twitter cousin
JoshWah
@sirjoshwah
I have some thoughts. Esse quam videri. I say inappropriate shit all the time because I think it’s funny.
Notorious A.B.E.
@lincoln_martini
I’d like to take this time to apologize, to absolutely no one. The double champ does what the fuck he wants.
King Opinionated Jerk!
@coruptanimation
I am an Artist. I enjoy gaming, tech, anime, and such. I am a moderate, very sarcastic, and have opinions.
Joanne Mason
@joannemason11
Wife, mother, klutz. Flawed follower of Christ. Drinker of Glenfiddich, buyer of shoes. Seriously, I need a nap.
Darth Penguin 🇺🇸
@darth_penguin_
Hoth = Cold AF. Send more fish and Whiskey! #1U #Awake #2A Ancient #11B #4thID Pronouns 5.56/7.62. #WakeUpSheep
Vanessa
@nessakins_
Biochemist/Wonder Woman • Happy Meal respecter • from Missouri where they never feed you snakes before ripping your heart out and lowering you into hot pits • ☧
Chrissy (Christina)
@chrissycmc
My husband fought like a warrior..Multiple Myeloma is a beast. I have 3 grandbabies who have my ♥ USAF. My boy is active duty. Trump ♥
Twirliegirl
@dancewhydontya
What makes me special? My husband, our kids and family, being an American, and Chiefs football!
Absolut Boston 🍀
@absolut_boston
Hater of racists, whiners & crybabies. Lover of hockey, coffee & wine. Remember kids, the internet is more permanent than tattoos. Not on your team.
Geoff Walker
@gewa76
Oh, you guys are pathetic. No wonder Smithers made me Head Bee Guy.
ed branum
@edbranum
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The Drunk Republican
@drunkrepub
Keeping conservatism alive with a little help from the grape and the grain. “The most influential political writer of the 21st Century.” - me
Schadenfreudelish
@aggierican
Gobbledegook is doubleplus ungood. Stoichiometric. Unique taco per Jill Biden. Undiluted joy. Chanclish expert. ░C░H░A░N░C░L░A░ ░I░N░ ░B░I░O░
Jill
@11myjam
Nervous Pooper.
Amy Curtis 🇮🇱
@rantyamycurtis
RN, nerd, Mom, girlfriend | Twitchy’s Grim Reaper | Deep Thought's answer to "the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything." | Dulcius Ex Asperis
Aelfred The Great
@aelfred_d
Gamboling toward greatness
Ingenuous Firebrand 🐆🇺🇸
@ing2firebrand
Universally-beloved meme artisan | unofficial official Firebrambassador | Fashion & Lifestyle Coach | humorous-adjacent tweets | certified Alpha
Write Girl Problems
@writegrlprobs
Magnificent enigma. A cornucopia of idiosyncrasies. Queen Carnivore & Inventor of the Meat-iverse. Writer by necessity, daydreamer by nature. Pronouns: 🤓/😈
Tandy
@dantypo
Well, I'm that kid in the corner All fucked up and I wanna So I'm gonna
Cheese For Everyone!
@cheeseforevery1
Political scientist. Professor. Scurrilous Whig. Not a Nobel Prize winner. Vol For Life without parole. I only subtweet myself.
A Southern Nobody 🃏
@exlibrisnemo
Southern man. I kneel to one King. You're playing Chess; I'm playing Hungry Hungry Hippos. Don't take me seriously unless I'm being serious. #BringLawnDartsBack
Max von Side-Eye
@sventystnad
I like to watch movies, eat cheese, and brag about it. Writing stories now and publishing on sventystnadstories.substack.com 💁♂️ #FilmTwitter #Humorist
Snarky Tea Smuggler
@sullybobbi
Proud wife, mother, and American. Conservatarian/politically homeless (*not* Republican). I don't watch Fox, but nice try. *Madcap hijinks ensue*
Elijah the Middleborne
@themiddleborne
Merely Christian; husband to a redhead wife, father to FIVE redheads. Someday, in this life or the next, redheads will have our vengeance; woodsmith
TexasAF❎️🇺🇸
@dillowtalk2
🗣📢 I'M FROM TEXAS, YALL!
Smells Like Teen Statism
@blueeightysix
Surrender to Jesus. Our Lady of Sorrows, pray for us. Call me Blue. ⳩
Jim Adkins
@thejimadkins
Author of the Broken: Trilogy. Now posts animal and news content. Feral Cat Wish List: amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls…
PatriotBaker
@bakerpatriot
I'm from GenX. Just here to watch and laugh. A 'Perry Mason' enthusiast.
DB81014
@db81014
B. E. Nugent
@thepiccolodog
Photographer and owner of The Piccolo Dog Printworks Co. a maker of delightful greeting card and wondrous artifacts.
𝐌𝐞𝐫𝐜𝐮𝐫𝐲🔬
@reciprocity_1
CLS | MIS | Smold | Black Hole State | Member of the Council | RTs not=endorsements.
Will Harter
@realwillharter
Python Developer. Libertarian.
🦬
@_hmsp
•History • Politics • Campaigns & Elections • Cold Brew Coffee • Gay • Southern • Law Student • I Don’t Endorse My Tweets
Ms Anthropic
@slswear01
Saying wretched things about wretched people since conception. Creepers need not apply. *My private opinions. But I’m not wrong.*
Steady Vibrations
@bmayess
Aka Texas Mayhem
sofishdekat
@sofishdekat
puns for my own entertainment. Im not laughing _at_ you, Im laughing _near_ you. I'd say Im on the spectrum but Im never sure which one.
𝓜𝓻𝓼. 𝓛𝓮𝓮 𝓑𝓪𝓲𝓵
@mrs_lee_bail83
Married to a cereal killer. Surveilled by the CIA. Love coffee, cats, goats, and Queen Lucy. Hobby Dabbler.
Suz - The Wave Dealer 😎✌️
@thewavedealer4
Don’t mess with my peaceful vibes. Narcissists will be ignored then muted. “Great is His faithfulness .. His mercies are new every morning” Lamentations 3:22-23
@grandmasboy
@grandmasbo75710
my 100th account. stay until I get banned again.
Todd the Wet Sprocket
@toddsweeny5
nonfluencer - supplier of regrettable user-seconds - shopping cart non-returner - can't meme - author of more than 50 mediocre tweets
PizzaG
@reederawesome
🇺🇸🍕🐄🐷🐔🐠🥩🥓🧀🧄🌶️ ☕️🌮 👽 👑 🏃🏻♂️ I go places, do things, and know stuff. Pro-Nog. I RawDawg Air.
BasedClippy
@basedclippie
EzMackESO
@theezmackgaming
Mondaymonday2
@mondaymondtwo
Observer, Artist, Inside Space Designer, Master Floral Designer, Writer, Business Owner, Project Slayer. Truth & punctuation still matter. Orig. here since 2020
Chicken Strips and Spaghettios
@aaquietgirl2
Your number one source for feral and unhinged shenanigans. Author of the Stargazer series and co-host of the #WDYDTWPodcast.
oldmanstillyelling
@oldmnstllyllng
not the best but still good. Habibi and minion. Democrat strategist.
Phamynn
@phamynn
anarcho-capitalist, freedom loving, gun toting heathen, housewife.
Collin Oliver
@cloliver25
CO
JD
@jdinokc42
Wouldn't be caught dead in Ban-Lon
CCP is Bad just saying
@ccpisbad2
Reminder Obama punished US Service members for stopping perverted men from raping young boys #ResistTheDNC
SeaLarson
@notsealarson
Just a handsome guy from San Diego who knows what’s going on. Stand against group think and keep your powder dry. Individualism over collectivism.
Jeffy’s Bidness
@mpp4freedom
I’m not worth the follow. I’m a #PatHead that’s about to spend the the next 3 months at deer camp.
I. Noah Guy
@decentguyusedto
MVP of 2nd-grade little league championship game and all downhill from there | Former NYer, current Israeli Views expressed here represent what you should think
Laughing Jae
@laughing_jae
There is consent in a smile, while a laugh is often a refusal -Victor Hugo
CCP is really bad
@ccpisreallybad