A tough scene today in Vegas Bryce Fielden @parmer_morgan

At least buy him dinner first Kyrie, good god

Tier 1 reply Pete Pranica

🚨HOODIE GIVEAWAY 🚨 Retweet this tweet for a chance to get a limited edition Larry the locksmith hoodie. (Must be following in order to play) Drawing tonight before the Zags game #BelieveInLarry

Luke Combs is on an early 2000s Justin Timberlake-like run Dude has refused to miss since 2019

the doubters? stay on that side…. errrrbody else? 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐮𝐬. (narrated by: @Nlechoppa1) #BigMemphis | #WithUs

stamp that 🏆 JJJ | #BigMemphis

This is hands down the best lasagna I’ve ever had. Apologies for interrupting your feed but there’s no way I wasn’t sharing this moment. May 25, 2023 - Il Duca, Rome, Italy - 9.4/10

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The fiancé took me to the spa today. Felt like I was in the panda exhibit Memphis Zoo. Any guy who says the spa isn’t for dudes hasn’t felt @Helga’s hands. Forearms like a lumberjack. Plenty of TVs around for the fellas. Thinking week 2 Saints / Panthers here

Straight domming pumpkin cupcakes post reception Congrats Sam Johnson and Sarah

The pressure to watch the flight attendant give the safety presentation when they’re doing it in the row in front of you

Made it on the plane 20 minutes after it was supposed to take off. “Sorry folks, we were holding the plane for the last bags to Memphis to arrive” youtu.be/CkEHikn17eU?si…

Not normally this guy (except for one unreal lasagna) but enjoy a live view of the best steak I’ve ever had. Straight up knocked my dick in the dirt. Yes, the sides also went dummy. Climbing the list of top meals ever. 9.2/10

In-Law Thanksgiving football game stat line: 1TD (possible concussion) - 2 catches, 63 yds Held the future brother-in-law to 0 catches Out it all on the line for the fam. Easy money. Let’s eat. #blessed

Some Grinch-ass fingers

Will the lead singer be activating the Winter Solider before or after performing The Middle?

My brother in christ, this is assault on the whole city

So wack I haven’t seen a single Larry The Locksmith (Mr. Hinge Gold) pick this morning. Thought March Madness was his bag. #FraudulentLarry

An absolute national treasure. Protect this man at all costs.