this one might take a second

well this made me cry

small vase fresh out of the kiln

They have a babysitter her name is NANA

jos That’s why it’s important to watch as much comedy as possible. So you can’t get Truman show-d

visited the wallpaper (and my friend who owns it) again

Who up romanticizing their melancholic solitude

new friend in the neighborhood. i’m calling him liono

graceland whips and so does vampire weekend

turns out the humane society has been on the lookout for this chonk since october when he slipped free from his new owners. liono is safely indoors with HS again 😊

peep microwave research update: year 18, strawberry poptart. this flavor didn’t puff as much as other years’. eyes melted and the candy sprinkles turned into sugar goop. the cooled peep also didn’t flatten.

the wild parenting takes i see on here really fuel my ego

I am a friend to all cats, even the little mean ones. They have their reasons

Just found out that the highlighted "R" of March in mother oyster's calendar refers to the ancient traditional rule of eating oysters only in months with an "R" to manage health risks and flavor quality. The more you know 🦪

called it