Erin :0 (@boundforthestar) 's Twitter Profile
Erin :0

@boundforthestar

I have a moderate amount of integrity

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calendar_today23-02-2018 00:47:00

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lyss, esq. (@am_yers) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Today at a pro se trial for leaving a dog in a hot car for over an hour, the defendant ended her testimony with, "And I'm worried because I've been waiting for my case to get called for two hours, and my dog's in my car at the parking deck right now."

Everything Price Sufferer (but especially eggs) (@agraybee) 's Twitter Profile Photo

European starlings can only be found in America because a 19th Shakespeare fanatic felt that every bird mentioned in a Shakespeare play should exist here, so he released 60 of them into Central Park. They cause an estimated 800 million dollars worth of crop damage a year.

JP (@jpbrammer) 's Twitter Profile Photo

"Labubu" sounds like a stand-in for “frivolous expense” in a fictional and not particularly nuanced world. like Dr. Seuss’s “thneed” in The Lorax

Erin :0 (@boundforthestar) 's Twitter Profile Photo

i have decided that jeff is a fancy breed despite his humble origins. he has a bow tie so he is. the bow tie is not pictured.

i have decided that jeff is a fancy breed despite his humble origins. he has a bow tie so he is. the bow tie is not pictured.
michaels (@happynormalboy) 's Twitter Profile Photo

i hate that so many parks have closing hours the only good time to swing is at night but i risk having cops pull up and being like why are you here….dude THE SWINGS

Pェssmaker (@pssmkr) 's Twitter Profile Photo

My biggest gripe with this speech is that superman never specified who it is that he loves and what hes scared of It shouldve been “I love Lois Lane and my parents Martha and Jonathan Kent, and im scared of losing them, so i hope you dont kill them luthor,” and so on