Jersey Shore I'm being so serious

Fairoosh actually has an FD, but he spells it ‘PhD’.

I just have to achieve my goal of being bffs with Ismail wajeeh and I will be self actualized

Me every time mother asks me when I'm getting a peechdee

sorry too highly educated to know what the fu k a DBA is

You guys teddy bear image rehabbed mag so hard he's coming back, happy now freaks ?

hey kids you are not on Maldivian soil anymore, you don't have to waste time like this, go look at a 2000 year old statue and maybe cry a bit at the true marvel that it has survived all these 1000s of years for you to be able to look at it

Ragged on this city so hard in front of someone with bad enough taste to like it now I get hit with all time winner, "y don't you leave then" so I had to admit there's a place that commits a worse crime than being vapid (boring) that my life has been abt avoiding it. Well played

for a girl that loves sleep and hates stress my career choice is questionable

My parents ruined their physical health working 12 hour days so I could ruin my mental health working 12 hour days, love that for us

I see one good show and it makes me understand people who say hashtag blessed

If any food outlets want to make a killing rihaakurudhiya ramen you're welcome

I ask AI if I should cut my hair 3 times a day and it just comes up with some bullshit answer like just be honest with me do my roots look flat to you???

Every single dumb dick who has been telling these white people they need to wash their hair less to make it look better can come fight me bc everyones hair fucking stinks and it's still thin and sticking to your oily ass scalp Karen

Investaruneee please 👄💋👅💦