the cutest being on the planet

I love Twitter bc I don’t even be having to say shit sometimes. Someone else will do it for me .

i just don’t understand how some of you got into sports with not a single competitive bone in your body like how do you not have rage and hatred for your rival teams i don’t get it i see so many people saying they don’t like rivalries or just hating random teams

“What’s your dream job?” Retirement.

ik it’s common for winter to make ppl feel lethargic, but for me it’s the opposite? winter makes me feel refreshed and alive. summer makes me feel like a chicken filling being steamed gyozastyle. when the first autumn breeze graces my skin i shall be rejuvenated and live forever

“why don’t you like going out??” my house:

Before ChatGPT, it was a community of students, warriors, who’d upload full tests to QUIZLET.

"Size not available" is the worst thing to see when you really wanted it 😭

My five year plan is to see how it goes

simone looks absolutely breathtaking in her new vogue interview

It’s a casino for kids with fire pizza, it ain’t never closing down

I refuse to work hard at my job anymore . Only Just enough. That’s it.

I hope I never lose my ability to find beauty in the ordinary and joy in the little things, what a blessing it is to always find and notice something wonderful that keeps me going. 💛

I saw a girl say that when she feels stuck, she imagines she's 85 years old and gets one chance to come back to her younger self for one day, suddenly, everything feels like magic again, the walk, the music, the sunlight, live everyday like that. wow. im doing this DAILY now.

still mia thermopolis 20 years later i’ll cry i can’t wait for princess diaries 3

it’ll be ok. i’ll be ok. it’ll be ok. i’ll be ok.

Life is better when nobody knows anything about you! 🌸