every conspiracy theory is real

21–22 year olds be calling themselves grown meanwhile i’m 25 now realizing how differently i used to think… i just say you’ll see lol

born on an army base in Washington state, Elementary school in Washington DC, and then to small town Iowa 🤣

y’all my coworker was talking to a guy online, he’s a CHRISTIAN SINGER, and he told her he likes to fuck married woman, watch his girl fuck other men, and then proceeded to say he did stuff with dogs. I wish I was joking right now, she showed me the messages and then blocked him.

My type

your partner is the only family member you get to choose so why tf would I settle

OH

I’m the only woman in my entire bloodline with no kids at 26. My mama had 3 kids by now, so weird to think about

it is what it is

Make sure y’all teach your kids to stand up for themselves because if anybody’s kids bully or put their hands on mine, I’m gonna allow them to beat tf out of them and then I’m getting them mcdonalds after because good job honey!!

scary movie 6 bringing all these legends back to us

march 13, friday...

I don’t go tit for tat, I lead by example

Seeing stuff like this in 2026 is so sad man.

My greatest adult disappointment was discovering that bad people get away with everything.

watching myself get wiser in real time

We’re losing the ancient texts

Chilling.