Ahhh. Yes. That time of year where you do everything else but your project you’ve known about the entire semester. Sweet.

Came into college thinking I would get married right after I graduate. But boy did God have a greater plan in the works. He knew that my parents health insurance would only let me stay on until 26 if I’m NOT married. Boy howdy. Who needs a man when you can have health insurance

I have this constant inner monologue about other people’s inner monologues and what they must sound like

Things boys need to learn: (1) if you got a lil ~crunch~ on a girl shoot your shot, (2) if she’s not into it just move on buddy, (3) pls don’t shoot another shot

“Scoopity whoop, Tostitos scoops” - ye

When the turtle necks go up, the neck be warm.

The only song better than Africa by Toto is this other song by Toto called Africa. Don’t @ me

You can tell a lot about a person when you leave them alone with a dog

okay

All I want for Christmas is the full Kids Bop collection- is that too much to ask? #AGirlCanDream

So is anyone going to acknowledge that it looks like Chip Gaines has a cameo in stranger things?

Sometimes you have to take time out of your day to tell someone how much you appreciate them. Let’s all take this time to let Lizzo know she didn’t have to go that hard at her tiny desk concert, but man do I appreciate it and her.

Another day, another Karen explaining a retail employee how to do her job.

I think the world would be a little bit better if we had a must see movie list by @KarenKilgariff

I miss people places and things. Nouns, essentially.

the hotdog are finally returning to the pastures. the earth is healing. we are the virus

Some of y’all haven’t watched Trolls World Tour and it really shows

Continue to RT so the folks in Harris County know there is a Calvary

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