even as a child i knew i wanted a cigarette

Playing cyberpunk but I smoke a cigarette whenever a character smokes

It's a cliche to say at this point, but I really would be put on some kind of list or visited by a 3 letter agency if I described what I think should happen to these West Bank settlers after seeing these videos for the last decade

I'm listening to Arctic Monkeys & wondering if anyone even sets custom ringtones anymore? I Think my phone's been on silent for the last 10 years.

It sucks to be a warhammer fan because you gotta come to terms with that fact that 70% of the fandom are edgy chuds

Makes you wonder why the French used guillotines when they just coulda done this instead.

7 beers got me searching "does my dog really love me?"

Low-key thought Saul was making that word up I apologise cyberpunk I was simply too closed minded

Not right now kitten, daddy's making kidney stones

ARTEMIS II AS SEEN BY THE OFFICIAL NASA CESSNA THIS IS THE BEST LAUNCH VIDEO AND IT ISN'T CLOSE

This obsession for American pickup trucks on UK roads is insane. Dave, you live on a fucking estate in Doncaster not on the prairies of Montana. Tax the bastards to oblivion

i be on the "make yourself extremely mad for no reason" app wondering why im mad as fuck for no reason

Happy Neil banging out the tunes day to all those who celebrate

Me an' the wife going big tesco's to spit on the onions #england

Everyone I know who had their birthday party at the wacky warehouse is in prison now

Ha ha 420

Next door neighbour why have you bought a ford f150 we live on a one way "road" that's like 90% footpath. Next door neighbour it doesn't fit on your driveway and you work in an office.

My chud son just fell overboard on the northernlion supercruise he's somewhere in the gulf of Mexico and his steam decks running out of charge

People always imagine themselves as the CEO and never the part time cleaner