Mannn I need to fuck or something idk

brunch 😋

That was the most boring #SuperBowl #halftimeshow I’ve ever seen... #disappointed

Tom Brady now has more #SuperBowl wins than any NFL franchise. Brady: 7 Patriots: 6 Steelers: 6 Cowboys: 5 49ers: 5 🐐

Bath and bodyworks needs to start making their candles $12 again bc they’ve lost their god damn minds if they think their candles are worth $24

happy easter, and please remember that “he is risen” is not a valid excuse to send an unsolicited dick pic today💜

I’ve always found myself staying up late even if I was tired or had to get up early because I wanted more me time. I read up on it and it’s called revenge bedtime procrastination and people who are highly stressed do it gain a sense of control back in their life and spend their

We need Medicare for All.

A mere 36 years ago. United States of America.

Imagine seeing this on all your tweets... #brokebitch Mike Evan DurBec Brandon

Tell me you’ve never read the Bible without telling me you’ve never read the Bible

0 members of Congress have faced accountability for inciting the Jan. 6 insurrection. Over 14,000 people were arrested at the George Floyd protests. There are two justice systems in America.

“You smell like your nutsack” -Brittany

Who’s having the last laugh now? 😂

having to eat is so inconvenient. i wish i could just charge myself. plug myself in overnight and be done with it

im just gonna go ahead and say it, low rise jeans should never make a comeback