y’all ever had a shower wine? it’s where you drink a cute little glass of wine while you shower because u had a long day and deserve a treat. it’s innovative all the hot girls are doing it

It’s probably something on the lens.

keep my wife’s name out of your fuckin!!!! mouth!!!

bf who drives everywhere 🤝 passenger princess girlfriend who says “COWS” every time she sees them

magic burrito

lil late but highlight of Halloween weekend was crying on the shoulder of a banana

okay hear me out — what if everyone with a ticket puts a fan without a ticket on their shoulders and we wear a really long trench coat

stop FOLLOWING ME

time to pick out a bottle of wine based on my rigorous process (cutest label at the cheapest price)

my body is not a temple it is a midwest dive bar

if you are having a hard time that makes sense because it is literally so hard

get in the car it’s august

You’re not sad, you just haven’t had any cheese yet today.

Time Magazine: We’d like to name you Person of the Yea- Me: Can I bring my cat.

Me, red wine, emotional support water bottle, Lester Holt , and the cat trying to steal my cottage cheese at 1 am

What it feels like to do literally anything when it’s raining.

what really gets me is seeing Taylor’s brother record her and travis and smiling so hard 😭 he’s so happy for her

NEW: Taylor Swift and Kansas City Chiefs Tight End Travis Kelce have been ‘quietly hanging out’ this summer, per sources.

remember when they said a woman in power would be too emotional