Stanley is a beautiful, sassy, powerful black man.

Ego will have you crying over a closed door that has nothing behind it.

I’m not an Alcoholic. Alcoholic’s need a beer and I already have one

When my mom was my age she was married and pregnant with her first kid, I’m getting drunk on a horse at 9am on a tuesday

I'm gonna make this way harder than it needs to be.

i glowed down from last year this is bullshit

He on his way to steal yo girl 👀

Goals are attractive. Hustle is attractive. Big dreams are attractive. So no I’m not impressed that you only play video games when you’re not working.

Whatever. I'm not gonna cry about it. I already did that in my car on the way home.

I don't get "disappointed" anymore, I'm just like oh again? Ok lol

Sometimes what we think is a bad break is really God protecting us. You may not understand what God is doing now, but one day you will understand. One day you’ll say, “I’m glad that door didn’t open. I’m glad that prayer didn’t get answered. I’m glad the delay happened."

Being financially smart and not eating all day so I can get plowed off of 3 drinks tonight.

Legalize comedy

fuck a breakup have y’all ever had to chase your dog down the street.