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“This is how you properly pour a beer” - John Taffer

The big 12 has always been a fade. You’re playing on the worst court I have ever seen. I’d rather sit at a NBA in season tournament game. Fuck this! #FixItDonald

Help?

I will never take my hind parts to California Junior after we send the longhorns home later tonight

You’d have better luck asking me to share my wife

I’m going to give @GerardJohnson99 a two handed thumper if he makes it Saturday. #ALLIN

On pace to be 0-3 after three games. This is why we love it.

This McNeese squad is fun to watch. Wouldn’t sit down and have a beer with any of them. But fuck they can play some basketball.

Lick my undercarriage Pam!

Anyone who didn’t expect roach to meet duke in the second round should take a long look in the mirror #scripted

There’s a reason we pulled the 2014 NBA finals announcers for the Xavier Illinois game.

Happy Monday!

Mr. Wingding is going to flaunt his stuff at this thick bottomed waitesss

.Jacquarious Jones (beer czar) is hammered. He has 15 tweets in the last 30 minutes. Show me some butt!

At the end of the day, you are allowed to be upset. I respect Sampson as one of the best coaches in America but he couldn’t draw an offensive set if Phil Jackson handed him the white board. #MaybeTryBoxingOut