Did she have time to book the interior decorator?

flatmate has just asked me whether i think the lettuce voted leaf or romaine in the brexit referendum and im frankly furious at how funny i found it

I wish there was a new and fresh way of saying how much I fucking hate the Tories.

This was *such* a good event, really enjoyed walking the canal with all of these guys!

As Northern Mayors who represent 9 million people, we've had enough. The rail network is letting our people down. If ‘levelling up’ is to be more than a slogan under the new Prime Minister, then he must give us the money and powers we need to deliver. Our full statement 👇

It's quite exciting being at the start of a New Thing...

This was not only a fabulous evening celebrating an extraordinary book, it should also be required listening for all writing students. Just all writers, actually 🤓

Message to the England football team at the #WorldCup for the game v Islamic Republic of Iran 🇮🇷 on Monday. We think it would be amazing if you did this. It would mean more than you could ever imagine.

Poets and short fiction (especially spec fic) writers of the North of England, identify yourselves! I'm slowly putting together some sort of project and I'll be reaching out to some writers. If you're nearby Newcastle, great, but no worries if not! 💚💫

We just hit 1000 followers on Insta, 51 to go for 3k on this soon-to-be defunct app (help us out twitter?)

Today with Dr Kerri Andrews and Sonia Overall 6 Dec, 6.30pm Amersham Arms Books via The Word Bookshop Penned in the Margins Reaktion Books There'll be a few tickets on the door

My brother is a #postie and told me today that they worry the public hate them. RT if you stand with them. #RoyalMail #Strike

Chico channelling his inner Tess Daly BBC Strictly ✨ #ifyouknowyouknow

Retweet if you think big media channels have a responsibility, when women are dying every three days from misogyny and male violence, not to legitimise and embolden abusive misogynistic views. ITV should fire Jeremy Clarkson.

My contribution to the Advent Calendar of Writerly Advice :)

Waking up this morning and remembering the jury vote results from last night #Eurovision