Gira🪐💜 When you nut and she keep sucking

It is all about the excitement and the smile not the gift itself.

felt a breeze outside

i still dont understand how we went from dis to fightin in space and doin secret missions n shit

Turkey Leg Strawberry 🤭😂🍗

Babe, bring out the fine china for our guests

The real flower girls love more than just roses!

me when my intuition is proven right once again

Damn nail techs nowdays need a whole physics degree

when the washer and dryer did their job and now it’s time to do yours

me bullshitting the last hour of work

When i'm having fun on a Sunday and it reaches 6-7 pm

“fuck this job” then proceeds to go to work

"i can't wait to have fun on my day off" Me on my day off:

maturing is realizing none of us are easy to be with. It's about who's willing to stay committed to understanding you and actually wants to grow with you.

love language

When I was so busy at work & didn't even get a chance to pretend I was working:

I don’t think yall UNDERSTAND…..I WILL BE SEATED EVERY WEEEEKKKKKKKK

"You and you're brother look just alike".