You (a British person): IT'S A HEATWAVE! Me (an Australian): You guys are cute.

Being poor now just leads to being more poor later. Can't pay to clean your teeth? Next year, pay for a root canal. Can't pay for a new mattress? Next year, pay for back surgery. Can't pay to get that lump checked out? Next year, pay for stage 3 cancer. Poverty charges interest.

Sinon, jeudi, Emmanuel Macron sera en déplacement au Pic du Midi pour inaugurer ça : une passerelle en forme d'impasse au dessus de 1000m de vide. Vous pouvez d'ores et déjà préparer vos allégories...

When the rain started a man in the street was so happy he even started talking to me. He put his arms to the sky & yelled at my turned back “RAIN!” & I turned around, put my arms in the sky & said, “I KNOW!” You know things are bad when strangers talk to you in #london #heatwave

Girls don’t want boys. Girls want to glide down ladders in their own private library while their red cloak flutters behind them, owning swords and many chocolates, with fast WiFi at all times.

New idea. Kegels and Bagels. A breast feeding friendly cafe with new and second hand kids stuff.

I've just made a gift to IRCEurope to support people in crisis. Donate today: bit.ly/2Mo6utA rescue-uk.org/donate#.XCHg_y…

I talk dirtier in traffic than I do during sex.

How about every time a cream claims to reduce your fat or wrinkles the advertiser has to provide a number you can text. They reply to your text with a link to the research

See what the #Netherlands look like in 100 seconds. Turn your sound on for our new film. What do you think of what you see? #NetherlandsIn100Seconds #MoreTreesPlease #SpaceForNature

Brexit has LITERALLY had more dates than me this year. #BrexitExtension

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Still thinking about how Trump set off world war 3 then went golfing. I can’t even go enjoy a movie if I think I sent a weird text

Venice at peace with itself

The Sun newspaper has vilified the NHS and its workers, demanded the sacking of striking junior doctors, and backed a party which has throttled it - and now has the audacity to claim to claim to be NHS workers' best friends. Actually nauseating.

🌍 2/3 of people who flee come from just 5 countries: 🇸🇾 Syria 🇻🇪 Venezuela 🇦🇫 Afghanistan 🇸🇸 South Sudan 🇲🇲 Myanmar Peace and stability in one of those countries would make an enormous difference.