Too much info. x.com/parlousluminar…

I'd rather not imagine you using the bathroom, thank you. x.com/parlousluminar…

I was just stating facts, geez. x.com/parlousluminar…

If you say so. x.com/parlousluminar…

I do not. x.com/parlousluminar…

No, shut up. x.com/parlousluminar…

I love no one but myself. x.com/parlousluminar…

I mean, if it helps you sleep at night. x.com/parlousluminar…

I ain't no twig. x.com/parlousluminar…

I just like to maintain my body. x.com/parlousluminar…

Not a big fan of burgers. x.com/parlousluminar…

Okay, maybe chicken. x.com/parlousluminar…

Lemonade? x.com/parlousluminar…

Good, my whole dinner is planned. x.com/parlousluminar…

Some days, the supply of available curse words is insufficient to meet my demands.

Who need friends when you have Belle. 🐩

Can't decide if I need a hug, an extra large coffee, six shots of vodka, or two weeks of sleep. Good morning, though.

I don't need sleep. I need alcohol.

All popcorn is good, @DeemedUnstable. Maybe he did, it's still a waste.

Don't waste your best years on friends, boyfriends, business or anyone who won't give a shit about you in the end. Never deny intuition.