Peach, urp. Yoir days days arre numbered

loads gun

quick draw his super mega iXXXL MegaloLaser HandCannon

PULLS OUT HIS MAGNUM CHASSIS PURPLE LIGHTNING SHATTERED FRAGMENTED IXO VIBRATIOM FUNCTION BACK MASSAGER TWO HANDED BLASTER

takes off his glasses..........

[ while this is happening, jr is digging a hole with a spoon to the mushroom kingdom jail. ]

collapses in her arms

ARCHIVED. E. Gadd? You- you know I’m one of his shareholders, right? He’s not /that/ bad...

E. Gadd dıes for real The clock attached to his heart begins to rewind. The fabric of space and time rewinds the day. ’‘ Now then. . . What did I do with that coffee pot ? ’‘ ͏͏͏͏͏͏ ͏͏͏͏͏͏

Someone accidentally put potassium cyanide into the kingdom water supply.

I'm proud of you. You've already developed cellular deconstruction and reconstruction

I DRANK THE CYANIDE GYAAAAAA——————–

( #JUNGLEGOLF ) ( currenly beating the ball with GOOlf club. )

Junior, my boy.

Whats SUS mean?

I'm moving my things to Sahash— Sashara— SashaSalad Land. The only kingdom I'm not banned from.

Found a bomb in Bowser's Basement

watch it pussu

( #HOTSPRINGHORRORS ) ( touches the spring water for a single second, shrivels up like a rasin. )