[ #ANDTHENTHERESCHUNKY ] uh oh!!!!!! body found!!!!! [ presses a button on his clown car. it plays a bass boosted version of the “body found” sfx. ]

[ squishes her soft spot (her entire upper body) ] stop TALKING

( #𝓜𝑨𝑳𝑻𝑺𝑯𝑶𝑷͏͏͏  || #OCTOPUSWORKS ) Dad!!! Dad look we got letters for S

( #𝓜𝑨𝑳𝑻𝑺𝑯𝑶𝑷͏͏͏  || #OCTOPUSWORK ) [ walks in to castle dedede ] [ shoves sonic into a school locker on the way ]

( #𝓜𝑨𝑳𝑻𝑺𝑯𝑶𝑷͏͏͏  | #GRABYOURMALLS ) [ inside the mall on one of those quarter-operated rides ]

[ realized he gets to play in a soccer tournament and he’s probably gonna get to take the clown car with him this time ]

[ no idea what he just said ] my dad would kick your dad’s butt

What

(( I loooove phantom notifs

Father’s Day….. I’m gonna get dad the best present ever

Wwait. I gottav

There we go. I gotta bring that up every three months or people won’t get mad

(( don’t actually do this by the way. Seriously. Don’t

Drew like a dark, fricked up version of mario from mushrooms haha. Just a glimpse into my dark reality. A full stare into my twisted persepctive would make most simply go insane

rip bozo

Raaaaarr I’m a dragoon raaawr raaaawrrr