When I was young I was poor. But after decades of hard work, I'm no longer young.

He’s not swimming; he’s just going through the motions

Just had to sneak my husband into the ladies changing room for the swimming pool so he could help me get my bra on. #AllTimeLow

My local doctors' surgery has a fun system for booking appointments. You have to call at exactly 8am and hope you get through. Almost certainly you won't, then by 8.05 all appointments have gone. It's exciting, like trying to buy a ticket to see One Direction.

"Just bought a £10 kettle... This time next year we'll be millionaires."

BREAKING: Cast of upcoming remake of Harry Potter announced.

I need more of this

This will be known as 'The Curse of Truss'. As one Liz rises to power, another fades away... Poor #QueenElizabeth

Who is the young lady in the background inanely smirking? She is making my blood boil.

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

If Robbie Williams released Angels in the 80s 💥🕺🏼 Mashed with Simple Minds x

I’m definitely doing twitter wrong if you guys won’t even help me with puppy names 😭 #dogsoftwitter

Now that I’m working from home I thought it would be a great idea to have a dog for company. This is what happened during todays Zoom board meeting. Had to turn my camera off & spend the next hour with the smell. (P.S I had made sure I’d taken him out beforehand) #dogsoftwitter

When you want your puppy to have a poop, but he’s just having too much fun doing zoomies #TheoTheCavapoo #Cavapoo #dogsoftwitter

My puppy *really* likes his new bed 🫣🤭 #cavapoo #puppy

One penny off non alcohol Guinness at Morrisons this morning. Form an orderly queue, please 😉

Last pictures of Theo with his puppy fluff as he’s off to the groomers for his first Big Boy cut. Excited and terrified in equal measures. May his fluffiness bless your timeline. You’re welcome ☺️ #cavapoo #puppy #dogsoftwitter

Peoples names I know on the park - 1 Dogs names I know on the park - 138

This is Pacha. Love can make you do crazy things. And so can gravity. 13/10 (IG: goldengirlpacha)

I feel like female contribution to the family can be summed up in the simple fact that mothers could absolutely never have a “secret second family.”