On to my next read and finally it is One of Us by Elizabeth Day - one of my favourite authors and podcasters

Why are delivery services so bad! Apparently I signed for a parcel from DHL who were over an hour late and whilst I was in the bath! No idea where my parcel is.

I’ve still not been #whamageddon2025 - does it stop today or on Christmas Day?

#Whamageddon made it! First time ever. But also first time I’ve played.

Just found out my old GP died and I’m so sad. He was great.

I know I’ve got a good ‘un in a best friend when she messages me ‘se sing hugs for Dead Day Day’ - knows I’m feeling the anniversary but also share my dark humour

I love the Christmas Tree debate. I took my decorations down on the 5th last year but the tree itself came down just before the new one came in so early December!

I’m always more excited about other people’s birthday than my own and I need Mr D to wake up and have his presents!

Sneaky upgrade meant I woke up To a giant clock

Happy birthday Strawknee. And I’m going to win the Euromillions today. I’m slightly more confident in one of those statements being accurate than the other

Well the upgrade camera continues to hate me so I continue to take rubbish photos. Mr. D’s lunch - turmeric potatoes, roasted spices chickpeas, sous vide salmon, tandoori yoghurt. Don’t ask about dinner - it’s four courses of pain. For me. He thinks elves bring it round.

‘I’d like to top my own wine up please’, waitress ‘ok’, waitress comes to top up wine, repeat myself, ‘ok’, for a third time I say it again. Then put the wine out of her reach as she was clearly coming to try again. I just want to choose when i refill my glass.

So having a pretty bad head trauma yesterday, seven stitches and what will be a scar on my forehead has a bonus - I’ve become excellent at quizzes, nailed 1% club

Watching #MasterCheftheProfessionals and if there is more than just Gary being the skills test guest does this mean Tony Rodd may feature? My heart is in my mouth.

#mastercheftheprofessionals catching up and Mr D jumped out his seat because I excitedly yelled ‘Rayner!’. Not that I’m a Jay Rayner fan or anything, nope, not me.

My scar is throbbing and itching. It’s either going to rain or there is evil nearby. Or both.

I have to have some urgent dental treatment so can’t see my usual dentist and I hate the one doing it. He’s a mansplainer, mouth shames me for having a small jaw (so I can’t open my mouth very wide) and now is running ten minutes late

I hope those who celebrate this day have a fabulous one. For anyone who thinks it’s a pile of shit, I hear you.

‘Peel here’ is a lie. It may as well say ‘try to peel here then get angry and stab it with a knife’. It’s there with cling film.

Found a dog today - no collar, hungry and thirsty. Took him to a lovely local shelter (we can’t have a dog) if they can’t find his owners they will rehome him (no kill policy). If you recognise him DM me. if anyone local to St Leonard’s who is on FB please share