As an Indian woman, I can confirm that too much of my time is spent hiding behind a rock praying the terrifying gang of international giant ladies and their Latvian general don't find me

The Stanley Parable: Ultra Deluxe comes to Steam, Nintendo Switch, PS4, PS5, Xbox One and Xbox Series X|S on April 27, 2022!

This mf pooped in my closet

hollywood directors wish they could replicate the level of urgency and anxiousness this video possesses x.com/100Yardy/statu…

A few months ago, I saw that I'd been granted admin access to the store page of The Stanley Parable on Steam. So I added Guy Fieri to the main image and, every now and then, increased his opacity. Today they found out and made me change it back

bro WHAT

i have this stanley plush that i pour milk on and suck the milk back out of and it's sopping wet all the time 😭i slam it against walls and it makes a loud thud

Here is some content we had to cut from The Stanley Parable: Ultra Deluxe

this is the evil version of the happy with coke yippee german kid

it’s so fucked up that if you get a burger from anywhere besides Five Guys you have literally no way of knowing how many guys were involved in that process

my therapist: do you know about mazlow's hierarchy of needs? me: yes. it's it' sa meme. my therapist: how is that a meme me: well people will just color the whole pyramid in and say Like. "Dick From A Girl With Autism" my therapist:

I don’t mean to alarm anyone, but some economics experts are saying that the US has exceeded typical hyperinflation to such a degree that they propose inventing a new term for it. google “sonic inflation” to learn more

customer: can i get a #3 with coke me: we don’t sell cocaine boss: *pulls me aside* why would u say that me: *turning to customer* my bad, we do sell cocaine

propaganda? how bout i take a propa ganda at those breasts

He isn’t fuckin with my sense of humor anymore

Fine. You're not invited