why did they call it the Paris Olympics and not Oui Sports

every Saturday is a chance to find a creative new way to spend $350

WHY DID HE DELETE THIS ITS SO REAL

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ever since I was a little girl I knew I loved to be right

How it feels to have a nice breakfast in the morning and not be filled with anger

Allegedly.

“I hate small talk” is such a common opinion but I cannot relate in the slightest. Talking about jack shit with someone I will likely never meet again is like a drug for me

oh to be dua lipa on my fifth vacation of the week in a vintage moschino top sipping a margarita on a beach

a heist movie that takes place during a 17 minute standing ovation at cannes

having fun then randomly remembering the book i’ve left on page 102 for 3 months now

checking my bank account to see how ethical i want to be with my egg purchase

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my “currently reading” on goodreads

“im a top” “im a bottom” okay???? im vengeance??? i am the night??? i’m batman??

if I send this to u it means not only am I celebrating ur downfall, I orchestrated it

& every time i blink the fucking laundry basket full again 😩