horse lying on ground won’t get up sad tired and miserable

giving birth to a beautiful baby girl and naming her Tacoma TRD

I’m gonna puke

Every minute that I’m not having fun I’m thinking about death so I try to have fun all of the time

I think I should get into the harmonica

Sometimes it IS my circus and those are my monkeys

Social media needs to crash for like a year so everybody can snap back into reality.

going to start sending these out to people without any context. nothing inside, no return address

they injected me with mental illness when i was a baby because they didn't like that i radiated moonlight and had stars inside my eyes. they were jealous of me.

Orthodontist harassing me about getting jaw surgery

the grass is greener wherever tf i am

Well behaved curls for paddy’s day

Soooo who’s visiting me for my 21st

how it feels when your intuition is right and you’re not actually insane

there's a 12 year old girl secretly watching this on repeat in her room rn

at the antique store touching a bunch of stuff then rubbing my eyes

computa pls don't do this to me

hot take. i dont think public restrooms need urinals at all. men use a regular toilet perfectly fine at home they dont need a urinal

Conan gray you’ve done it again

ONE WEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKK