come with me you yiffy piece of shit

use this fucking rag you degraded soulless garbage N O I O N L Y A C C E P T L I C E N S E D F U C K I N G M E R C H A N D I S E

Devour my hot bird ass Freddy

CAN'T A PIRATE MASTURBATE IN THIS FUCKING HOUSE

inhale

fuck yes i've shitten on all of the phantoms time for the trifecta of the go- wait there's still one lock left what the fuck

i know what i must do now to the vents i shall unlock it from the inside and then make my dramatic entrance

YOU COULD LITERALLY JUST STAY IN THE OFFICE WHEN YOU DROP IN but it's not the same

engage the stick motherfucker

prepare to be yiffed fazfucker

BUT YOU SEE ONCE UPON A TIME GOLDEN FREDDY *Golden Freddy put on his sunglasses!* GOT GUD

FUCK THIS SHIT SEE YOU IN HELL *Phantom B.B. withdrew from the battle!*

Dine on my oven-baked avian behind, Freddy Fuckboy.

this is where you eat my shit NO THIS IS THIS IS FOR FREDBEAR'S FAMILY DINER THIS IS FOR 1972 YOU MOTHERFUCKERRRRRRRRRRRR

WHAT IS THE UPS MY FRIENDOS

i'm going to have a night of debauchery a night of debauchery so intense and amazing that the universe will implode

can i come i'll think about it why because no

freddy my fucking face is missing

*puppet is defeated* git gud *puppet returns* WHAT

inhale my dong enragement child