i love one (1) director

Peter: [with flowers in his hair] ᴹʳ. ˢᵗᵃʳᵏ ᴵ ˢᵃʷ ᵃ ᶠˡᵒʷᵉʳ ᵖᵃᵗᶜʰ ᵒⁿ ᵐʸ ʷᵃʸ ʰᵒᵐᵉ ᶠʳᵒᵐ ˢᶜʰᵒᵒˡ Tony: Peter those flowers are poisonous Peter: ᴵ ᶜᵃⁿᵗ ᶠᵉᵉˡ ᵗʰᵉ ˡᵉᶠᵗ ˢᶦᵈᵉ ᵒᶠ ᵐʸ ᶠᵃᶜᵉ (◕ᴗ◕✿)

tony: so… who’s the lucky person? [referring to strange, who’s in a suit and apparently ready for a date] strange: … i forgot to ask you, didn’t i?

Self hatred? Alot. Anxiety? Skyrocketing. Headache? Huge. Hotel? Trivago.

Bruce: don’t overreact.  Loki, already digging his grave and shoveling dirt on himself: I’m not.

peter, about to tell tony his 100th knock knock joke: hey mr stark— tony: OH MY GOD DO YOU EVER SHUT UP peter: peter, sniffling: hey, pepper...

Quill: Ok ok ok, so, astronomers got tired after watching the moon go around the earth for 24 hours, so they decided to call it a day. Rocket: That’s it, get out! Quill: We’re on a spaceship

loki, mumbling: uhithinkyouarecute. tony, smiling: i'm sorry, i didn't catch that. loki, blushing: i... i think you're kinda cute. thor: [ in the background ] FINALLY!!!

If Loki knew that Sims 3 misgenders his daughter he would singlehandedly destroy the game

thor: [drunk] tony: how did i never notice? bruce: n-notice what? tony: that you two were into each other! thor: if a-ss-gard were to have labels we would be asgaydians bruce: [chokes on his drink] tony: i'm changing his phone nickname to that

I'm doing literally nothing rn and still... why?? I'm confused

I don't feel so good

I HAVR A STUFFED ANIMAL NAMED LOKI AND I JUST SAID "I ONLT HAVE TO PUT HIM IN TYE MICROWAVE TO GET HIM HOT" AND OEGWKWVDMEV