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Incorrect Kuroken

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Kuroo: Why aren't you turning on? Do I need to do some foreplay or something? Kenma, sitting beside him on the couch, unsure of what's even happening: I mean if you're offering- Kuroo, aggressively holding down the power button on his laptop: The computer, Kenma!

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Kuroo: ... Kenma: ... Kuroo: When and where did you get the cat? Kenma: When i went out... Kuroo: You went to the convenience store. Kenma: Yes. Kuroo: You went there for SNACKS. Kenma: ... Yes.

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Kenma:Β Kuro, what are you doing? Kuroo: I'm drawing a map. Kenma: But... that looks like my eyes? Kuroo: I often get lost in them. Kenma, blushing: Shut up.

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Hinata, trying to help Kenma seduce Kuroo: Step one of flirtingβ€”eye contact. Kenma: I am...intensely. [flashback] Kuroo: Why are you glaring at me like I owe you money?

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Kenma: Kuro, I'm tired. Kuroo: Okay. Goodnight sweetheart. Kenma: I said I'm tired. [in bed] Kuroo, with Kenma snuggle-clinging to him: I guess I was tired too.

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Kuroo, a retired athlete watching non-volleyball: I'm watching a sports. Kuroo: The sports did good. Kenma, also a retired athlete, playing along: Did the ball go? Kuroo: It sure did.

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Kuroo, after sending a passive aggressive email to a coworker: I hate him. Kenma: Same. Kuroo: You don't even know who I'm talking about. Kenma, shrugging: I probably agree with your reasons.

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[some meeting] Yaku: Kenma, the task was to bring something important to you. Kenma: Yeah and I did that. Yaku: I meant an object, not Kuroo.

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Kuroo: Do you ever wonder what your future partner is doing at this very moment? Kenma: I don't have to wonder, I can just ask you. Kuroo: OH-

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[krkn texting] Kuroo: Can I confess something? Kenma: Sure Kuroo: I like you Kenma: I like you too Kuroo: Really??? Kuroo: So what are we now? Kenma: Likers. Kuroo: Okay.