Tony: I'm getting married. Loki: Oh, I guess that's great, congra- Tony, slamming down a stack of marriage papers: It's you, sign here.

Loki: Anthony, what are you doing? Tony: *awake at 4 am, sitting in front of the fridge eating ice cream from the tub with a fork* My best

Tony: Babe, you look gorgeous! Loki: What's new???

Loki: I’m gonna take you out. Tony: Great, it’s a date! Loki: I meant that as a threat. Tony: See you at six!

Priest: Repeat after me Tony: After me Priest: Priest *eaning over to Loki*: Are you sure you wanna marry this one?

Tony: I eat cheerios because they’re heart healthy and my heart has been severely damaged. Tony *tearing up*: So, Loki, if you’re out there-

Loki: *walking into the kitchen* Is something burning? Tony: *seductively leaning against the counter* Just my love for you Loki: Loki: The toaster is on fire

Natasha: So, how was your first date with Loki? Tony: *quietly* I don't wanna talk about it... Natasha: What, so bad?? Tony: In the end of it he said "This was great, we should have dinner again" Natasha: How is this a bad thing - Tony: AND I ANSWERED "NO THANKS I'M FULL"

Tony: WHO FINISHED MY WHISKEY?! DO YOU WANNA GO - Loki: It was me Tony: - ON A DATE?

Tony : You’re dead. I saw you. Loki : Well I was but I annoyed an ancient cosmic being so much that they sent me back. [Credit to @raggedycatra]

Loki: You sound like an idiot Tony: I am an idiot

Thor : But Isn’t it taking advantage of people? Loki : It isn’t taking advantage of people if they’re stupid people. Tony : Yeah, that’s why we have stupid people. [Credits to @raggedycatra ]

Tony: Loki doesn't show it much but he really does care about me! Loki: I'd sell you to Thanos for one corn chip Tony: *offended* I'm worth AT LEAST three!

Tony: Can you imagine me saying “Go to your room! You’re grounded”? Loki: Can you picture me saying “you’re grounded”? Thor: You said that to me last week. Loki: How hard is it?! No shoes on the furniture! [Credit to @zenikaysani]

Rhodey: Why were you late?! Tony: I overslept Steve: Its a wedding! Tony: I overslept! Loki in his wedding suit: You’re the groom! Tony: WHAT DID I JUST SAY

Tony: Why are you in a dress? Loki *twirling around the room*: It's called wearing no pants with style.

Tony: Guess what I’m about to get! Loki: On my nerves?

Loki: I love knitting needles. I can make a scarf. I can make a net. I can stab someone's eyes out. I can make mittens. Tony: … What was that middle part? Loki: I can make a net.

Loki: Mission 100% successful Tony: Babe, we lost Thor Loki: Mission 100% successful

Loki: You're annoying Tony: Stop holding my hand then Loki: No