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@incorrect99z

incorrect quotes for golcha's 99z !

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joochan: i've already sent good vibes your way… they're coming. there's nothing you can do to stop them. jibeom: this is the most threatening way i've ever been cheered up

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joochan: it’s really muggy out today. donghyun: if i go outside and all our mugs are on the front lawn, i’m going to k!ll you. bongjae and jibeom: *drinking coffee from a bowl*

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joochan: don't worry, i know exactly what i'm doing. everything is going to be fine! bongjae: how can you still say that? joochan: because sometimes, when things get tough, denial is all we have.

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bongjae, at a restaurant: you guys should get the orange soda, it's amazing. jibeom: okay waiter: can i get you guys anything to drink? bongjae: orange soda, please! jibeom: i'll have the strawberry soda. donghyun: me too, strawberry soda. bongjae:

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joochan: i made tea. donghyun: i don't want tea. joochan: i didn't make you tea. this is my tea. donghyun: then why did you tell me? joochan: it's a conversation starter. donghyun: it's a horrible conversation starter. joochan: oh, is it? we're conversing. checkmate.

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bongjae: must be hard not being able to laugh donghyun: i do have a sense of humor, you know bongjae: i've never heard you laugh before donghyun: i've never heard you say anything funny

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donghyun: isn't it weird that we pay money to see other people? bongjae: plane tickets? jibeom: concert tickets? joochan: fanmeeting tickets? donghyun, holding his broken frames: glasses.

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joochan: jaehyun isn't answering his phone donghyun: i'll call joochan: jibeom and i have both tried six times each, what makes you thi- bongjae: hello?

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donghyun, writing a letter: dear friends, your Christmas gift this year… is me. that's right, another year of friendship. your membership has been renewed.

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joochan: Christmas gets so much harder as you grow older. "what do you want for Christmas?" i don't know? jibeom: money? house essentials? bongjae: a nap would be nice

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joochan: *puts a selfie on top of the Christmas tree* bongjae: why is your selfie on top of the tree? joochan: because i shine brighter than the star. bongjae: jibeom: donghyun: *hits joochan*

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joochan: dear santa, i've been good this year. joochan: most of the year. joochan: once in a while. joochan: nevermind i'll buy my own stuff

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joochan: here's a fun Christmas idea! we hang mistletoe, but instead of what others usually do, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it. bongjae: joochan no jibeom: mistlefoe. donghyun: please stop encouraging him.