As a midwife, I want to beg of y’all to remember it takes 9 months to get to the postpartum state, and it takes at least a few months to lose the weight and up to a year to regain your pre-pregnancy level of strength. Start working out too soon, you risk pelvic organ prolapse.

I hate that this is considered anything above the bare minimum. Like, she just gave birth to your child, please help her clean up and feed her!! Stop having babies with men that don’t treat you like a goddess.

It hurts less when the penis hasn’t been mutilated by circumcision 🤷🏽‍♀️

That’s it, we can call it for 2024, I’ve officially found the dumbest thing said all year. I don’t know how these people can call themselves pro-life.

Literally the cheat code:

This position ignores the complexity of human physiology during pregnancy. They may be able to carry a fetus in a artificial womb from the start, but taking a zygote already being nourished by a human body is not anywhere in the current realm of possibilities of technology.

Is it a Virgo thing that the whole sexualizing “daddy” grossed me out?

Bring back the metal slides!

Dance with meeeeeeeee!!

Why is it so difficult to find clothes made from natural fibers. Even expensive brands are often deeply polyester-coded

Boy, you better not act up!

It’s me! I support abortions and hand mifepristone to people seeking them to take while I watch, then I prescribe misoprostol to take a day late4 to help complete said abortion. I am responsible for ending some undesired pregnancies and responsible for helping babies be born too!

Most Black people in the USA are vitamin D deficient(unless supplementing with more than a multi)! It will cause you health issues! I like a high dose dropper like Carlson for supplementation.

In 2024?!?! Unacceptable, and I mean it, please report this doctor to this institution, this is what is called a “near miss”, and provides an opportunity to learn and be better.

I saw a new patient yesterday that hasn’t had a Pap smear since close to 2010. Lack of insurance and depression can do a number to our ability to take care of ourselves in the ways we may know we want.

We’re just not doing well as a society! We’re not teaching our kids properly how to sustain life without capitalism and that is not gonna work out well for us.

dismissing my feelings bc you don’t see the situation as important as i do

Saying that it is physiologically impossible for anyone to enjoy urethral sounding because you saw a Foley get inserted & it was unpleasant is like saying zero people could possibly enjoy vaginal penetration because you saw a vaginal speculum exam & it was unpleasant.

Hard same, emails are the worst. Well, you can def text me. Do not send me any teams or haiku messages please.

Oh, if that what we’re calling it now?