“JUSTICE LEAGUE!! The prodigal son has RETURNED! Ok, more like uncle because I’m quite old to be any of your SON, BUT I am HERE!!”

“YEEET” Tosses a cheeseburger into his mouth.

“Fellow seekers of JUSTICE! Plastic Man is HERE to help!!!”

“HI EVERYONE!”

Hashtag JUSTICE!!!

“Do I HEAR the internal call for TEAMUP? My Plas Senses were jiggling!” x.com/shadedorphan/s…

“🎤🎵Oh well, I'm the type of guy who will never settle down, Where pretty girls are, well you know that I'm around, They call me Plastic Man Yeah, Plastic Man I stretch around, around, around!”

“That’s right! Plastic Man is HERE at your AID! For JUSTICE!!” x.com/shadedorphan/s…

Grins as he shifts his body to appear more muscular. Raises his eyebrows repeatedly. x.com/shadedorphan/s…

“GAH!” Leaps in the air and falls flat on his face. “Ah man not THAT again... I always turn blue and let me tell you I do NOT dabba dee dabba die! x.com/justiceinacowl…

“Your daughter... Your DAUGHTER... as in you allowed someone to sleep with you... or is she like a clone? I mean I can sense the resemblance.” Shrugs. x.com/justiceinacowl…

He shrinks. “Ehehe... sure thing B-Man.” x.com/justiceinacowl…

// finally settled in my new place. Let me tell you all that moving is a PAIN! But now that it’s over, expect to see more Plas! EVERY. SINGLE. DAY. ಠ_ಠ

“Bro! Supes! That was AWESOME! Kinda cliche, but awesome nevertheless.” x.com/ideal_hope/sta…

*Gasps* “The Creeper! My arc— wait that’s not right you’re a WEIRD category of hero and not my arch nemesis. I can’t say you’re my RIVAL either because that’s Ralph.” ... “I’ve got NOTHING, but you’re only wearing a SPEEDO, which makes you MORE naked than I!” x.com/gothamcreeper/…

“SUPERFRIENDS! Where the JUSTICE at?!?!”

“Hi” x.com/immistermiracl…

“Hi” x.com/immistermiracl…

“Craving cheeseburgers...”

“JUSTICE!!”