Glad I could graduate from such a prestigious high school in the great state of Texas! I definitely see some future Sooners on this team 😜. Go CPs!

This archetype of post used to be $7 transactions… #monkeyfuck

The CIA foams at the mouth for this kind of post

I’m back and The New York Times go fuck yourself

Bert Kreischer to do blackface by the end of 2025 +200

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If you post this genre of staged quote tweets go fuck yourself #tylenolamerican

Brian Branch is a Thug with a capital T

Can a white boy speak a little #woo

Dreaming of better days… #lank #signu

In 2013 I killed a family of 4 in a hit and run accident. No one ever found out, but their spirits haunt me every day. Ketchup!

This pick was promised to me 3000 years ago #cte

Tom Brady 6 7 fuck you

Progress requires innovation #thatgoodkirk #beeriokart #Fridaymotivation

I just hit a dog going 70mph on my truck. Such a shitty xmas eve RN. It ran right up on the highway. I hate this year so much.

Kill yourself nigga

Fire up that engine Dinesh, Freud wants a happy meal delivered