Just learned that my father manually turns off his cell phone every time he needs to end the gps navigation "because it's easier"

Just saw a person wearing a Jabbawockeez t-shirt and I feel like I need to call someone?

Absolutely thought it was BeReal time.

One time an older long lost cousin reached out to me on LinkedIn and encouraged me to connect with his children on LinkedIn claiming they would love to hear from me and so I messaged them and never heard back. What do you think that's about??

My parents would rather die than not talk over each other

My favorite type of link to click on is "child stars who now have normal jobs"

My favorite kind of store is cocktail book $39, candles $60, lighter $7, knit blanket $130 and taro card deck $45.

There is a simple solution to the question of whether various non-Jewish actors are allowed to play Jews & that is to ask me

Hypothetically speaking what would you do if you left your laptop in security at the Cabo airport and you filled out the lost items form but haven't heard anything?

Biden opens his birthday card to face the ultimate disappointment. That I, Deena Rosenblatt, never signed it.

I hope the man on the subway who rewatched the same American Idol audition three times is okay.

My favorite part of the pedicure is when the nail technician attempts intensive surgery on my big toe.

What if I started posting tiktok videos like "here's how I became the luckiest girl in the world" and that was my whole thing?

What do you think the woman who works at the grocery store saw in me that she felt the need to tell me they close at midnight when I arrived at 8pm?

What if I was 24 and worked at J.P. Morgan and today was corporate challenge day? And like that was my vibe.

Sometimes I think about how when I was 23 I had a networking dinner with this guy who was 6"3 and we both individually ordered pad Thai that was meant to be shared and bc he finished his I thought I needed to finish mine and got the worst stomach ache of my life.

Aasin when they interviewed a young fan about her reaction to sitting next to Lebron and the camera zoomed out to show Lebron pretending he couldn’t hear the whole conversation

"I'm a slow eater" ok good for you I guess???

Texting all my loved ones "Forty Carrots really isn't what it used to be"

All I want in this life is to be on a jumbotron.