Kinell, Bowie!! This is immense

I've been doing it wrong all these years, and he makes it look so easy youtu.be/Wof0xPUmW38

Omelettes are way underrated

You’ve missed out… 7. Dancing 8. Romancing 9. Giving your all tonight 10. Come on and hold me tight x

Dragging it out a bit #WorldCupDraw

You filthy ridiculous bastard Barry Bannan I fucking love you

Watched this 20+ times already and gonna watch it 20+ more. Fucking unreal from our skipper. #swfc Barry Bannan you filthy bastard

Russ In Cheshire 🗿

Only way you'd get me

Lockdown Party Fines Explained:

Quality game of of togger that

No Rod, just no ffs #PartyAtThePalace

How many Prime Ministers tolerated? Fantastic from Stephen Fry

Uhoh Siobhain McDonagh has just handed Rishi Sunak his arse on a plate....

Hello again Twitter world! So it looks like I have lost my original account due to some scumbag who has stolen my access. Please follow me here if you followed me previously on @commentatorrob #swfc

Because the queen died, we will not be playing our league game against Byron House tomorrow morning at 10.30am. We will instead be aiming to play a friendly tomorrow morning, against Byron House, kick-off 10.30am.

This was so moving. Spontaneously stopped off at the London Bridge station organ to play a couple of pieces for the Queen. This lovely security guard, Marcella, asked if I could play Lascia ch'io pianga. Turns out she trained as a singer! ❤️😭

Angela Rayner: “Liz Truss has even crashed the pork market. Now...that. Is. A. Disgrace.”

What goes through your head to think it's acceptable to damage a community Defib? Absolute scum!