does anyone want to trade for a Sophie 🩷? I’ve already pulled like 3 of them and I haven’t seen a Sophie 🧡 even once. I swear these drops are rigged

this dumb bitch thinks soda is lemonade

it’s hilarious that one day a christian man was like “what if i made an understanding of gender roles entirely based on not knowing how umbrellas work”

i'll fuck you eventually relax let me be funny first

and then when you tell them that we do have bread in grocery stores they’ll go “no i mean BREAD bread”

dating a white guy is like eating an edible they cool at first then they hit you

He said my girl’s pussy is the most edible out there. He said he’s eating Wagyu pussy, grass fed, free range

this discourse is so stupid, Americans have bakery bread and Europeans have processed prepackaged loaves of bread with added sugar. these were the shelves in my local grocery store in Germany today.

you're a cowboy like me

Kacey Musgraves - middle of nowhere (2026) :

can someone hang out w this girl

I’m a pergola defender, it’s not their fault nobody grows vines on them like you’re supposed to

Soon you will be able to buy food with the buying food card

how these noah kahan and kacey musgraves album drops back-to-back have me

Do u wanna come over and lay in bed like the grandparents from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

fuck me

"Blaze I am amazed you had the foresight to record yourself"

If you "dont like country" but you love Kacey Musgraves, Tyler Childers,etc. . Congratulations, you actually love country music

Hey so, I'm a vegan, and I have spent a good portion of my life helping animals, so I hope that you hear me when I say I find it monstrous to even attempt to judge the eating and hunting habits of people experiencing an active genocide. They are being intentionally starved.