Hey Uber Australia absolutely bullshit I was quoted 26.52 for a trip only for the driver to take a different route (for no reason) to the regular one just to have my trip cost 42.96. I didn’t consent to that.

The dead opal reader at John St Station really should have been fixed by now. It’s been 2 weeks. Sydney Trains & NSW TrainLink Info #LightRailFail

Boo hoo Caroline, someone wanted to vote you out in a show where the idea is to vote people out. Get in the bin. #SurvivorAU

Firmly believe if your custard slice doesn’t have thick topping of yellow pineapple icing then it can’t be the best version of said pastry!

Sitting on the light rail and 2 passengers are loudly playing their phones to each other in a crowded carriage. They should be shot.

This season is going to run out of ‘ultimate betrayals’ at this point #SurvivorAU

Kinda bullshit someone gets to hold rope with tape on their bloody hands… #SurvivorAU

In 20 years time this season of the Crown is going to be insane #TheCrown #RoyalFamily

This Sydney light rail situation is fucked. Pay them what they want FFS.

Why is this rail strike not fixed? Every LR keeps getting ‘held due to a situation’. It’s fucking ridiculous. Transport for NSW get your fucking shit together!

Also the incessant apologies for ‘delays’ which are really just go slow strike actions ain’t endearing me to the LR staff either. But also they should probably just be paid what they asking Transport for NSW #auspol

Can you say you’ve been to the Greek Islands if a drunk American called Ashley hasn’t drunkenly slurred ‘you don’t need to use words….You’re a badass’, at you? #Ashley #Badass #Greece

Did Agatha smile at the end of the episode because she tricked Rio into revealing the truth? #AgathaAllAlong #Agatha

First time I’ve used the ‘revolutionary’ new Uber Australia setup at Sydney Airport - it’s just like a taxi rank and even more annoying! I certainly did miss lining up in queues! Thank god the experience is back! Fucking ridiculous.

‘Ring your father he’s the chief of police you stupid bitch’ - Mum watching a girl run from a mysterious car on a British murder series #AtHomeWithTheBowmans

Are the nomination announcements sponsored by google maps? #GoldenGlobes

This could have been a podcast

Radio: if you’re an 80’s kid like me you probably watched Karate Kid several times… My Dad born in 1946 and a 40ish year old man and not a child when the film came out: Nup did nothing for me #AtHomeWithTheBowmans

Mum just called me a communist because I implied William and Kate are secretly divorced.

Hey Uber Uber Support why am I being forced to tip in order to rate a driver now? There is no option to skip tipping…and if I x out the rating doesn’t save. #Sneaky