This bloke Gary Stevenson is a shyster. Never been more sure of anything. Faux working class vibe, doubts over his claims of success, general sense of transience. Check it BBC Question Time

Senior politicians who want to take a free box so they can go out with the kids - here’s what you do. • Buy two good tickets for the event. Don’t pull strings. Buy them on general sale like everyone else. • Give those tickets to someone who wouldn’t otherwise be able to

Michael Brown Wasnt even number 1 trader on his desk in Citibank

Russell Brand finally being charged for sexual assault gives me an excuse to repost this from the brilliant Sean Lock "probably the reason I hate him so much is I'm a Dad"

Never forget: Daniel Sloss was the only man in the entire world who spoke out against Russell Brand.

So good, #rhony #OGs #popculturefantasy

Tried to pitch this in a North Ayrshire school innovation competition. Got laughed out the room. Who is laughing now (this guy)

'I was made to feel like I overreacted... apparently I was just supposed to shake it off.' Caller Katie emotionally opens up to Shelagh Fogarty about a time during her teaching days when all 10 of the teenage boys in her class 'exposed themselves' to her.

i’m sorry did he just say BE COOL like he’s LUANN DE LESSEPS and we are THE OTHER RHONY HOUSEWIVES ON THE SEASON SEVEN TURKS AND CAICOS GIRLS TRIP????

Saw Billy Connolly was trending and I nearly had a heart attack 😳This quote of his makes me laugh every time I see snow. "I worry about ridiculous things, you know, how does the guy who drives a snowplough get to work in the morning... "

#TheApprentice final provides a v interesting look into our economy: a choice between a 5⭐️ well branded but ultimately replicable product w/ high short-term margins vs a bread & butter AC installation business w/ lower investor margins but longevity of employment/business model

I am obsessed with this man - living better than all of us

Most Prime Ministers would respond to these local elections with the same old excuses. My response is simple: I get it. We’re moving in the right direction, but people must feel the benefits of change. I will go further and faster to make that happen. thetimes.com/uk/politics/ar…

Calling it - best outfit for its simplicity, fit and suave #MetGala

For all those who doubt RHONY’s political influence…

Outstanding use of diagrams by the BBC. Now I understand.

The new Pope has a degree in mathematics from Villanova University. This guy doesn’t just understand sin. He understands cos.

the body and blood of Christ

Why is this supposed to be a diss? This couple owns their own house, two nice cars, are in stable employment, have regular holidays and a good social life. I would say they’re objectively pretty happy and successful but in the UK this is an object for ridicule for some reason

Sure Start centres saved UK government £2 for every £1 spent, study finds New Labour initiative created ‘remarkably long-lasting’ health and education improvements, says report and the Tories destroyed them theguardian.com/education/2025…