sorry to be a boomer about this but i hate how we have to download an app for everything now. we used to have websites.

when you niggas get bored and wanna hit somebody up PLEASE skip my name!

I know Sex and the City hate to see me coming.

no reaction, just distance

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I plan on being much meaner next year.

“Respect a man that’s trying.” Stfu Why niggas always trying instead of just fuckin delivering?? I’m tired. 😭

Me trynna get to the front

I refuse to give birth to a baby unless I am 100% adored, loved & taken care of by the father.

ariana’s audition looks… oh my god

I had a million opportunities to waste money this year and I took them all. In fact, even when there wasn’t an opportunity, I created one.

hey so it actually only has to make sense to me for me to do it and i don’t feel like explaining it to anyone else

Touch ID was far superior to Face ID.

The entire first season of American Dad A Thread 🧵

Please wear your dupes girlies. And enjoy them. Nobody will ever shame me for getting that cute Van Cleef bracelet from SHEIN. I’ll buy a dupe every single time 😂