how to scare lana stans:

me after writing one sentence in my journal

Lana Del Rey speaks out about why she didn’t win any Grammys: “Am I making music for a bunch of old f*cks? No, I’m making music for a bunch of f*ggots.”

Barbie movie to men: ‘be yourself, you don’t have to be the best at everything or live up to toxic ideals, support your friends, you’re doing great’ Viewers: ‘THIS MOVIE HATES MEN’

the only thing thats gonna miss kyra in the villa is the cornetto freezer

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WE GO HAVE A SWIM FORSI (so me)

me with tomorrow’s episode

H-O-T-T-O-G-O you can take me hot to go... birds of a feather we should stick together... that's that me espresso! started with a kiss oh we must stop meeting like this... I LOVE YOU TIL THE DAY THAT I DIEEE... i could eat that girl for lunch... WHEN YOU WAKE UP NEXT TO HIM!!!!

jade is such a queen

do you think they’re allowed to smoke in the love island villa? ghax kieku jn ikolli bzonn nifqa pakkett marlboro golds kull filghaxija biex inkampa hemm gew

literally kyannah and edward

PMS symptoms

guys pls give me advice bc learning how to drive is taking forever and i think i might actually quit i want to die

The bedroom ibuprofen became the kitchen ibuprofen and now that’s gone I’ve got to get the car ibuprofen because I can’t find the handbag ibuprofen

you guys feel gross because you don’t stretch enough. Get up and get into the downward dog position bitch

”this isn’t you!” #TheSummerITurnedPretty

‘but he’s a home wrecker’ and what?? He looked devastatingly beautiful while wrecking someone’s home #TheSummerITurnedPretty