marty, consider this your hint that i want to be taken to the magic castle.

#JAPAN2026.

urgh… fine. she can just be the untitled marty and rachel project for now.

kay, yeah? she could sit with us in the bay, nibbling on some hay, while we make little clay!

yeah, why not? is it like some kind of baby name of the year or something?

like elderly?

well, okay. that friendship is different from ours, right? like… how the fuck could you even replicate that kind of catastrophe?

mmhmm. you know there are a couple things i want right now more than anything. obviously losing the baby weight is on the list… but even more important, i want to see which one of us can steal the most pampers from that cabinet without getting caught.

TXT: ( @ambitionrots ) — could you pick me up some bics. — lysm !! — thanking you ❤️

ᅠᅠᅠ ᅠᅠᅠ⠀ ᅠᅠᅠ⠀ 𝗳𝗹𝗶𝗿𝘁𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻-𝘁𝗼-𝗽𝘀𝘆𝗰𝗵𝗼𝘀𝗲𝘅𝘂𝗮𝗹-𝘁𝗼𝗿𝘁𝘂𝗿𝗲 𝗽𝗶𝗽𝗲𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗲 > 𝗯𝗿𝗲𝗮𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗲𝘅𝗲𝗿𝗰𝗶𝘀𝗲𝘀. ᅠᅠᅠ⠀ ᅠᅠᅠ⠀ ᅠᅠᅠ⠀

guess who met the kindest human ever?

it was such a rare find, meeting an actual mid-twenty-year-old in a mother and baby class. so i really appreciate you letting me stick to you the whole time and still not getting a restraining order against me. and your little bubba is seriously so cute.

how it feels to have a job.

thanking you ‍ ‍‍ mauser. ♥️

i’m glad you said that because i was thinking it too. keeping it together around the little ones is one thing, but those other moms? testing me with all their bloody judgy vibes. it’s a miracle i haven’t let a string of fudging words slip yet.

ᅠᅠᅠ ᅠᅠᅠ⠀ ᅠᅠᅠ⠀ ᴀɴᴅ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ɢʀᴇᴀᴛ ᴍᴀɴ ʜᴀꜱ ʟɪᴠᴇᴅ ᴀ ʟɪꜰᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜᴏᴜᴛ ꜰʀɪᴄᴛɪᴏɴ? ᅠᅠᅠ⠀ ᅠᅠᅠ⠀ ᅠᅠᅠ⠀

i still don’t understand how she isn’t an Oscar frontrunner tbh, the standout for me on my rewatch