An AU where everyone is a tyrian blood. /everyone/.

Tyrian Kurloz is probably super pretty.

Instead of a skull he would have a cuttlefish painted onto his face.

All these seadwellers~

I'M ALL UP IN THIS BITCH.

I FOUND MY MOTHERFUCKIN' MITUNA.

THAT DRUG SELLING EVENT WITH MEULIN WENT PRETTY MOTHERFUCKIN' GOOD.

*Patiently waits for a Deany selfie*

'The Grand Highbloods bulge?" >Sigh. "Why is this a topic?"

"It's bigger than you think, but smaller than you'd hope."

"I would ask for no such thing, your highness."

"I believe such a l00d topic should be dropped."

"I-........." >Casual sweat drops. "Excuse my intrusion...Please proceed."

>Silently sit down at your seat, twiddling your thumbs.

Imagine the look on Kurloz's face when Gamzee pops up in the dream bubbles.

Kur is gonna' have to all up and stitch his invertabrother back together.

Trying to find Homestuck art that isn't about the update like....

I just noticed that the arrow in my header is super short. Which means if Darkleer fired, the arrow would just miss. Good one, Leer.

Dally is killed by a flying American. en.shindanmaker.com/300420 Well, that's odd.