@Lances_Sister Keith it cool, and act like this was a "just in case" offering. He waited for Caspy to answer the doir*

@Lances_Sister Keith made a LOT of money off this stuff in college

@Lances_Sister Keith little swimmers that make it into your body. Just drink it and you'll be fine.

@Lances_Sister Keith jealous that he's getting action and I'm not, maybe. But not mad...

@Lances_Sister Keith *makes a zipper motion across his lips, then walks back to his room*

When Lance found out that Keith banged his sister...

#imonthenicelist because of the whole "innocent until proven guilty" thing

Everyone has that one friend that can be bribed with bikini pics your hot coworker posted on Facebook

@hunkofvoltron and you would know this second one HOW???

@hunkofvoltron yeah, but how do you know...I'm not...you know...

Why do we say someone is "in the nude" when they are, in fact, not "in" anything? Also, totally unrelated, i'm in the nude right now

*lance sees @PrinceFeytol confronting Keith and @Lances_sister * HEY! You got a problem?? *draws his bayard rifle*