Hi i'm new to the fandom... I ship-

//the peril of me learning how to cook good stuff like lasagna is, it enables my tendency to overeat

If this ain't me with @Lances_sister i don't know what is...

Dang you can go to wish.com and order a freakin' 50 Shades Of Grey starter kit *glances at @Lances_sister *

When you try the shocker but she doesn't do butt stuff...

Don't just let Lance bleed out like that! x.com/DestroyingClip…

//so who has 280 characters yet...anybody?

@Lances_sister *Keith walks into the bathroom and up to the shower door* "Hey gorgeous, need some company?"

//Yay weekend! I can actually get on Twitter and stay on a while...

Lazy afternoon... it would be great if @Lances_sister would let me lay my head on her boobs and take a little nap rn

♘Tαкαѕнι Sнιяσgαиε♘ -Multi au -8 yr rp experience -Relaxed to advanced lit -Shipped with @steelfeign {gif- chocozebra]

♛ Pʀɪɴᴄᴇss Aʟʟᴜʀᴀ ʀᴘ ♛ ✘ »ᴍᴜʟᴛɪ ᴀᴜ ✘ »18+ ✘ »ʟɪᴛ & sᴄʀɪᴘᴛ ✘ »ᴇɴɢʟɪsʜ ✘ »sʜɪᴘᴘᴇᴅ ᴡɪᴛʜ: @Gatheringstars2 #VLDRP | #VoltronRP | #MVRP

RT so your followers can look at this nice pair of boobys

//It's amazing how 10 seconds can screw up the next 24 hours

//I have officially stayed away too long. My RP girlfriend has unfollowed me.

I liked the first 3 Bayformers movies, the Unicron Trilogy, and Transformers Prime