"Danielle C. i have always had a crush on you. But you're just way out of my league."

"Olivia K. I would give my kidney for a kiss on the check"

"Stephen Hechler marry me"

"quinn wittman is gorgeous and lovely and talented and i wish them nothing but the best"

"why isnt everyone in a cappella kissing me RN!!"

"Jolie Elins is so gorg. She's got a magnificent lush massive forehead, because her brain is so big. It's overflowing with wisdom."

"Clay Davis looks like a young and handsome Bill DeBlasio"

"Selin Tuter is the coolest person I have ever met at IC"

"Christina piazza is fucking gorgeous please kiss me"

"Natalie Tribiano has a fat ass"

"I miss Clay Davis being on campus"

"jess petti kiss me"

"Clare Breakell is beautiful"

"i am yet again saying that Rachel Paskowitz and Michael Memis are a power couple"

"I wish Max Finklestein and Noah Scott would notice me"

"Why isn't Noah Haberman single"

"Whoever went to moonies this weekend with the inflatable dinosaur costume, you have my heart"

It’s always “who is IC Virgins,” never “who is IC Crushes” 😔

“Ik who IC Virgins is… and she’s sexy”

🔥 The summer heat got you longing for your campus crush? 💔 Time to be bold and let them know! 😏 Drop your confessions and set those fireworks ablaze! 🎇 docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAI…