it's Saturday, and it's time for "this week in stupid: March 28 edition" — Melania walks it, Donny talks it, and so much more... thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post — bit.ly/4s2IcV3 bit.ly/4s2IcV3

This has got to be the dumbest thing JJ has ever posted. No, the CBC doesn’t have an “Indonesia correspondent.”He probably heard a stringer who gets paid a pittance to file freelance reports. And yes, millions of Canadians hail from Asia so Asian stories ARE Canadian stories.

here's today's post: "No Kings 3, fuck yeah" massive protests coast to coast — and country to country thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff — bit.ly/3PECifh bit.ly/3PECifh

here's today's post: "as the world burns, Preznit Fuckwit blithers about Corinthian columns" — also: more No Kings coverage. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post — bit.ly/4uZGaYh bit.ly/4uZGaYh

Probably inevitable, but I have to admit I completely lost it over the final line

here's today's post: "who needs an April Fool when we have Preznit Fuckwit all year round?" — a day in the life of our Imbecile-in-Chief. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post — bit.ly/4tmlsQX bit.ly/4tmlsQX

BROWDER: Putin is losing 1,000 to 1,500 men a day in Ukraine. Ukrainians have figured it out — they now have a drone wall. Anyone who tries to penetrate it dies. Simple as that. Russians are making zero progress. In fact, in some parts of the front, Ukraine is pushing them back.

here's today's post: "batshit warmonger gives bugfuck speech" — demented dimwit tells us nothing about Iran we didn’t already know. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff — bit.ly/4e5i5Jw bit.ly/4e5i5Jw

ZELENSKYY: Russia started war, committed war crimes, occupied part of our country. It's not just land — it's homes, people's lives. They stole childhood from our children. That's why, when we are asked what compromises we are ready to make, it sounds UNBELIEVABLY STRANGE to us.

it's Saturday, and it's time for "this week in stupid: April 4 edition" — Tiger flips it, Donny zips it, and so much more... thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff — bit.ly/4cpaWT8 bit.ly/4cpaWT8

I’m a little confused because just last week he told us, on national television, that we had already won the war and accomplished all our goals. He also told us that the Strait of Hormuz wasn’t our problem. I don’t know guys, it’s almost like somebody’s lying.

here's today's post: "get ready, everyone — Preznit Fuckwit is about to do something stupid." and oh look — Iran gets an obscenity-laced ultimatum. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post — bit.ly/4m9khBU

so, someone posting in Donny's name commands Iran to "open the fuckin’ Strait," and the press just stands around scratching their collective ass. I attempt to make sense out of this batshittery in today's extremely angry post. thank you for your attention to this matter. link is

Has the Easter Bunny ever looked more uncomfortable?

here's today's post: "losing loser loses bigly in Iran" — awesome job, imbecile. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff — bit.ly/4tyRauc bit.ly/4tyRauc

here's today's post: "oh, dear! Preznit Fuckwit’s ceasefire is already going fuckity-bye" — that was fast. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post — bit.ly/4tyWnlL bit.ly/4tyWnlL

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it's Saturday, and it's time for "this week in stupid: April 11 edition" — Donny Dumbfuck flies it, Jesse Watters lies it, and so much more... thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post — bit.ly/4tAMCDG bit.ly/4tAMCDG

royal ass-kisser Jesse Watters claims Iran *respects* Dear Leader. oh please, Tehran knows Donny is a buffoon. have you seen their mocking videos? I cover that and all the other dumbfuckery that happened in "this week in stupid," thank you for your attention. link is here:

here's today's post: "holy shit! Preznit Fuckwit depicts himself as Jesus, and MAGA actually melts down" — and Hungary sends its fascist packing. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post — bit.ly/4dFKoyh