I eat cake everyday coz it's somebody's birthday somewhere.

OH MY GOODNESS. Door banging for the GTD Pro class in the final moments! #Rolex24 x @Daytona

I recently bought some Peppa Pig kids toilet roll from Lidl. Not to encourage my 2 year old to use the toilet, it's because I fucking hate Peppa Pig and I can't wait to have a shit so I can smear my turd all over her face with every wipe

Pro Tip: when you invade another country and a lady walks up to you and says 'Take these seeds and put them in your pockets so at least sunflowers will grow when you die here' it’s time to go home, fast.

Bianna Golodryga Eloquent and compelling. This deserves airtime. reddit.com/r/nextfuckingl…

not to be dramatic but I feel 8,000 times better when it’s nice outside

#OnThisDay in ’60 was born one of the greatest #F1 drivers who ever lived. This Montreal ’88 pic evokes him perfectly: arm aloft in victory, having beaten his McLaren team-mate Alain Prost, from pole, with fastest lap. We may never see his like again. His name was Ayrton Senna.

Without additional weaponry, this war will become an endless bloodbath, spreading misery, suffering, and destruction. Mariupol, Bucha, Kramatorsk – the list will be continued. Nobody will stop Russia except Ukraine with Heavy Weapons. #ArmUkraineNow

• The MPs allowing your energy bills to climb 54% get their energy paid for by you. • The MPs allowing your rail fares to climb 49% get their rail tickets paid for by you. • The MPs blocking a £15 p/h minimum wage get their £82,000 salary paid for by you. A Rigged System.

Nelson Piquet has three F1 world titles. I'd always wondered why he never commanded the same level of respect as other 3-timers - Brabham, Stewart, Lauda and Senna, or even 2-timers, Ascari, Hill, Clark, Fittipaldi, Hakkinen or Alonso. Now I know why.

This is brilliant.

This clip is made infinitely better by adding a Chuckle Brothers voiceover

Tory MPs who are in Parliament 150 days a year currently standing in the House of Commons calling workers who work from home lazy & unproductive. Hypocrites.

General Election Now.

OK. 5 prime ministers in 6 years. Serial chaos, serial lies & economic collapse. Enough is enough. RT if you want a general election NOW.

General Fucking Election Now

#OnThisDay in ’60 was born one of the greatest #F1 drivers who ever lived. This Montreal ’88 pic evokes him perfectly: arm aloft in victory, having beaten his McLaren team-mate Alain Prost, from pole, with fastest lap. We may never see his like again. His name was Ayrton Senna.

Life is shit, you just gotta enjoy the days that are less shit than the others.

Another day of quality service from UPS. Shipment not collected Friday despite being pre booked. Call customer services who promise a call back. Nothing. Rebook for this morning and parcels still here! Called customer services still no further from getting the shipment picked up