Yesterday I saw Bobby Flay make fresh pasta and slay some lobsters not even six feet in front of me and honestly I’ll die happy now

These captchas are getting harder 😂

Me earnestly trying to do an impression of Jennifer Coolidge:

I laugh so hard every time I see a musical theater dance solo to “The Life of the Party.” Like, babe, the character is utterly wasted and snorting cocaine off a toilet seat in this number, not serving leg holds and fouetté turns. These teachers have no clue and I can’t. 🤣🤣🤣

I’m making my Off-Broadway debut!!! 😱😱😱 I am beyond honored and grateful to be a member of this extraordinary company. My heart is bursting with gratitude and excitement. Seriously pinch me, I must be dreaming. 💜💜💜 playbill.com/article/cast-c…

Almost time! #PokemonBrilliantDiamond #pokemonshiningpearl

And we’re off!!

Hahaha, hey Sean Harrison Jones.

Biden: "Student loan payments will resume on Jan 31st" Us:

The party has begun! Sean Harrison Jones, Jesse Schwartz, and I are going shot for shot with Andy Cohen and Anderson Cooper tonight. Cheers! #CNNNYE

Yaaaassss, soju!!! Anderson Cooper, you’re gonna LOVE it!!! #CNNNYE

#CNNNYE with Anderson Cooper and Andy Cohen is 10x more chaotic than last year and we 👏 are 👏 here for it!!!

I NEED my student loans to chill! They sent me my billing statement via FedEx. FED. EX. Like, you’re hardcore tracking our correspondence now? This passive aggression will neither bring my balance current nor make me rich enough to do so. So, please. Relax.

commissioned piece by Annuh featuring Zach Jones and Jess LeProtto as Mungojerrie! thank you so much for the commission! #catsthemusical #catsbroadway #mungojerrie

✨ happy 28th birthday to me everywhere ✨

When Lea Michele turns into the spotlight and had that gleam in her eye, that was Rachel Berry on that stage #Tonys 💜

Wicked & the wonderful people I work with have become a tremendous source of joy in my life. Each day is such a gift & I am so grateful for every second. Here’s to many more days with the show, friends, & costumes I love so much. 💚 Happy 100th performance of Wicked to me! ✨

Not Monet having the same track record as Parvati in three appearances. (Originally 6th place, winner the second time, runner up the third time). Two reality tv icons.