If you're cremated after you die, you can be put into an hourglass and continue to participate in family game night.

Turn it up Get the stereo blasting IZNt it Friday NiTE somewhere or 2 some1? music.youtube.com/watch?v=R1JXxx…

That was so ten mins ago… L G

Glad wrap your hearts, squeeze out the excess water. Wear tin foil beanies to avoid Gluck music.youtube.com/watch?v=k0N4iM…

Mantra Honey in my tummy music.youtube.com/watch?v=oFkHsa…

This is better than the Shawshank Redemption bitches… I ain’t got no ELEPHANT LEGS I GOT A DEAR ASS AND LEGS 11 to HEAVEN

I’m GIFTED Merry XX masses music.youtube.com/watch?v=l0yL7N…

Everyone owes me money AnD favours It’s time for me to C O L L E K T Like HILLTOP MRS ROBBIN 🌞 Hoods Eat your cookies Fuck grandma

I’m taking holy water TO THE HALLOWEEN RAVES this weekend RUN RUN RUM ITS 🤠 and REDNECKS TIME

My one trü 💔💔💔💔💔💔💎💚🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🍹 music.youtube.com/watch?v=W06AJc…

GO $$ BE HiP NUT SQuaRE music.youtube.com/watch?v=EdZzjL…

I thought I was a saint But I was just learning L🍥🍥p 🕳 H0LEZ + gaining entry to black HolEz + forming alliances with HoeS and broeZ music.youtube.com/watch?v=0tCv1N…

Thanks POPz

It’s cute yal think I’m FROZEN ❄️ Fuck off Disney on 🧊 I OWN DIZZ ‘n’ ¿Y music.youtube.com/watch?v=RWss7b…

As I age I have found that seeing and hearing are not as important as I thought they were.

intervention needed 4:29am

I only go to porn star conventions for the karaoke after party.

#sos - Mother Nature

i remember..

this is my birthday